Just because I never pushed the equivalent of an 8 pound bowling ball out of my va-jay-jay doesn’t mean I don’t deserve a friggin’ corsage
I am LA’s 1st Certified Ass Puncher-the trendy new beauty treatment soon to be embraced by all of Hollywood. Step aside Gwyneth and your Bee Sting Therapy. Certified Ass Punching is the sh*t! Click to read more!
That time I confused Cannes Film Festival with the Cans Film Festival. Uh-oh. Read More!
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The successor to the coffee colonic–Introducing the Sriracha Colonic. Celebrity Carlötta Beautox was the test pilot for this daring technique and goes where no one has gone before! Read More!