I am LA’s 1st Certified Ass Puncher-the trendy new beauty treatment soon to be embraced by all of Hollywood. Step aside Gwyneth and your Bee Sting Therapy. Certified Ass Punching is the sh*t! Click to read more!
Carlötta Beautox Diet–1 day a week eat 2 Espresso Beans, 3 TicTacs to stay slim. Freebies include all the iceberg lettuce, water and cigarettes you want! You’re welcome! Read More!
The successor to the coffee colonic–Introducing the Sriracha Colonic. Celebrity Carlötta Beautox was the test pilot for this daring technique and goes where no one has gone before! Read More!