Just because I never pushed the equivalent of an 8 pound bowling ball out of my va-jay-jay doesn’t mean I don’t deserve a friggin’ corsage
I am LA’s 1st Certified Ass Puncher-the trendy new beauty treatment soon to be embraced by all of Hollywood. Step aside Gwyneth and your Bee Sting Therapy. Certified Ass Punching is the sh*t! Click to read more!
That time I confused Cannes Film Festival with the Cans Film Festival. Uh-oh. Read More!
Variety’s Top 10 Extras No One Will Work With! This Hollywood Actress made the list at #11. Find out how! Read More!
Carlötta Beautox Diet–1 day a week eat 2 Espresso Beans, 3 TicTacs to stay slim. Freebies include all the iceberg lettuce, water and cigarettes you want! You’re welcome! Read More!
The successor to the coffee colonic–Introducing the Sriracha Colonic. Celebrity Carlötta Beautox was the test pilot for this daring technique and goes where no one has gone before! Read More!
When I moved to Hollywood years ago the first bit of advice I got was to change my name and that’s how Karen Kinnicki became Carlötta Beautox. Read More!